we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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