How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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