Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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