I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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