If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......