I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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