I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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