I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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