margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
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I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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