so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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