How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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