Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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