remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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