He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I supernannyed him into submission
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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