Soap is not a condiment
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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