Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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