i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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