Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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