just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
