Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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