Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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