It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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