it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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