my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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