Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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