he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You dont lie about slip and slides
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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