The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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