Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
ugly people sure do ruin things
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
