I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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