Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just want to make out with him forever
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I think my moral compass just broke
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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