I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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