if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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