taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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