found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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