I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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