Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize