Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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