I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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