But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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