I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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