Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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