Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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