just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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