She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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