That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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