the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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