i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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