Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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