i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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