Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think my moral compass just broke
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