i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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